NEVER decide that it is a good idea at 4am to finish a bottle of Vodka that is no way nearly empty.

Never smoke alot of cigarettes.

Never sit on a cold wet step talking about life while drinking said vodka and smoking aforementioned cigarettes.

Never walk home through the clearly signed blocked roads that are back street cork.

Never feel "alright" about the fact that there are two windscreen wipers on ones bedside locker.

moral of the story....

Never let me out again.