To say that I am unfortunately clumsy would be considered an understatement by most. I fall, trip, bang into things and drop items more than should be deemed acceptable in social surroundings.
Recently I lost my Itouch to my clumsy fate and decided to torture myself by pricing a new personal music player (that is what the fancy kids call it...).
The man behind the counter, whose name was Ger- so said his plastic name tag, seemed uncaring by the fact that Apple products cost a BEZILLION euro.
So I will now remortgage the house, I will sell one kidney and I believe my youngest brother could make a pretty penny.
So Ger- I will be back....
