Wednesday

When the going gets tough: avoid daytime TV

Having just turned on the television to find out what is going on in the world I have started to follow the live feed of "the commons" on Sky News.

What I love about this is how very conservative and proper the entire affair is! They call each other "honourable gentlemen" and "honourable friends" all the while they snipe and threaten each other... and then there are the constant heckles from the other sleepy people sitting on the green leather seats. It's English repression without the nice scones...

Also it seems there was some sort of massive sale on navy pinstriped three piece suits lately...

My other aims of today are to conduct a survey of sorts. I need to make up some sort of lovely and delightful hen party invitation for my sisters impending matrimonial leap. I must also send off her mass booklet information to the printers and I have to wait patiently by the phone in the hopes that it will ring and a nice lady/gentleman at the end of the line will offer me a hugely exciting job.

All these things will get done, bar the job offer... if I was to hold my breath on that front I would make a very attractive smurf by the end of the day...

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