Come Dine With Me

Ingredients for 22nd birthday dinner party extravaganza:

5 friends
Whiskey
Vodka
Wine (not too much wine, we will need to run out of it during the meal to cause tension)
Meatballs
Tesco value spaghetti
Guests to bring their own plates
A socially interactive dessert
Inappropriate table conversation, all things sexual.... going over the line.
The threat of a food fight at anytime

Once you have all your ingredients together mix however you see fit, if you do not have vodka Kopperberg will more than suffice as the next drink of choice. Make sure to have heating on so temperature of room is not comfortable and make sure that your guests are aware that if they are true friends of yours they will spill their dinner onto their laps.

Let simmer for 20 minutes and serve.